Submitted September 4, 2008 by Jack Miihof
As you all know I'm a local. A true Mainer through and through. So one day me and Pa were walking on down the road when we spotted a moose! As we approached this beast we were still and silent. We did not want to startle the wild animal in fear of what it would do. So we called the local deputy T. Johnson (for the record - total mud pie). So he comes up with the idea to chase it with his cop car. Turns out to be the worst idea to-date. As we charged towards it, it began to get lit'l mad. So it came after us. At this time the town folk started helping us by throwing bananas at the beast. Lit'l did we know that this wasn't no moose, it was a flea eaten yetty! So everyone left the town and now its run by rabid coon cats!
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